Wots capuchino then???
Nagh then Max,
'ave 'eard of tea, coffee, cocoa, hot choclit, and ovaltine, but these fancy names foh plain drinks agh dunt understand.
Yer can drink tea at any time, cocoa and ovaltine are allowed at bedtime, hot choclit's ok if yer art sumweer posh and fancy certain sticky buns, but coffee, ood want tuh drink coffee at any time ot day, s'not natural, no sir, any roooad, we can't keep settin aside different areas ot marquee foh specialist drinkers, yer'll bih wantin a liquor licence next an my grandsons too young, an I dunt like it.

Regards,
Brian, tongue placed firmly in cheek.
